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Moon Tycoon: Hostile Takeover

The AI confused 'moon' and 'mogul.' We shipped it anyway.

Genre:
Strategy
Rating:
T FOR TYCOON
Slop Score:
★★★★★★★★★★6/10
Release:
Q2 of some year
About This Slop

Build a lunar business empire by acquiring craters, launching hostile bids on the Sea of Tranquility, and firing employees who can't handle zero-G. The economy simulation is governed by a neural network that has never seen a spreadsheet. Occasionally, the moon becomes a dollar sign. We are not patching this.

System Requirements
  • OS:Anything with a monitor
  • CPU:Capable of compound interest
  • RAM:Enough to hold a grudge
  • Storage:Room for one (1) moon
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